And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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