he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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