We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize