no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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