But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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