Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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