i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
nutella sex= disaster
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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