uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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