Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
