..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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