me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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