He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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