I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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