bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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