You're so nebulous sometimes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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