ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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