yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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