U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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