that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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