In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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