His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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You. Win. At. Life.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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