Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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