we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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