Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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