idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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