I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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