Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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