so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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