I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You've changed since you got that strap on
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
