does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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