you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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