hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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