awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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