I wish you could order shots online.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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