That's intense
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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