is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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