Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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