I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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