this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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