i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It all started with a game of naked twister.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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