But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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