I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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