Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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