Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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