It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
is it fun? or sober?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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