He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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