It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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