In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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