just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The air was thick with penises
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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