have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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