Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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