whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Bring me that man meat
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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