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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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