idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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