You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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