I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I supernannyed him into submission
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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