Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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