out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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